My badass nan is haggling my car insurance down.
She’s already got it down by £600 ;D
GO NAN.
So I'm Jess, an 18 year old crazy cat lady who had my midlife crisis when I was 12. British Government in training. Slight Sherlockian, Whovian, Member of the Cabin Crew and a Ravenclaw. This blog mainly features the wonderful faces and talents of Mark Gatiss, Rupert Graves and potentially more Mark Gatiss. Chief smut reader and arse doodler of The Gatiss Guild. Mystrade is my OTP.
4 weeks ago
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Twas the night after boozing,
and all through the house,
not a tutor was stirring,
not even a mouse.
There are several work friends scattered across my house and oh my god the mess how did 14 people make such a mess of my house.
There’s vodka everywhere.
And I get up early so everyone’s asleep but me.
Time to tidy.
2 months ago
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Oh, did I tell yous?
A few weeks ago, I went to my boss’ leaving do at his house.
I proceeded to get incredibly drunk and there was much hilarity.
During said hilarity, I broke a radiator by falling upon it.
Yesterday at work, my other boss and I were discussing the gossip of our work place.
Apparently, someone (who I shall find and skin) said that the reason the radiator was broken was because I got handcuffed to it.
SO NOW THE ENTIRETY OF OUR WORKPLACE THINKS I DID THE KINKY NASTY WITH MY BOSS,
2 months ago
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- I finally managed to play my piece in the medley without assistance
- I GOT MIKE (my bass partner/music teacher/conductor/person who I help with on a tuesday afternoon’s Year 7s) BACK. He said a few weeks ago that I couldn’t count (and wound me up incessantly about it) and he came in wrong and said “Oh I can’t count” before looking up at me and bursting out laughing
- We did scary music
- One of the children I help with started a storyboard in Music (they’re composing scary music this term) and started the story with “Jess was in the house when Sir walked in behind her with an axe”
- Someone else asked if I was married to the teacher.
- Mike had to teach me how to play a tricky section, and was winding me up again and I got so exasperated with it I shouted “Shut the hell up and show me how to finger” which did cause several eyebrows to raise. Before they laughed and commented on my personal habits
- I ensured Mike that I was going to kill him.
- We sang “Keep Awake.” My friend asked me where I get all these songs from. (Thanks guys)
- Mike and I acted the first scene of Romeo and Juliet where we bit our thumbs at each other.
- Good day all in all.
2 months ago
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Good news this week! I weighed myself for the second time since starting the gym three weeks ago and I’ve lost 9 lbs.
I was so happy I hi-fived a personal trainer.
I also went swimming with the lovely Danny today and after two laps, we decided to spend the next hour and a half wrestling in the pool.
I kid you not.
I’m 18. He’s 22. WE WRESTLED.
Now I’m sore, and have a question.
Should I omegle or scrapbook?
