the best of graham norton at esc 2013

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deathbygatiss:

the-girl-with-the-poodle:

Emilia spilt her drink.

i’D DO THE SAME 

NGL

Oh Brazen, we’ve all been there.

fuckyeahmarkgatiss:

Mark’s interview about Doctor Who night from Doctor Who magazine in 1999.

ovaries

gone

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thranduilings:

thelastmermaid:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

MY CAT DOES NOT LIKE THIS.

Why are you playing this for your cat?? 

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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*insert angry blog post about my lesson I’m in*

itemfinder:

unimodus:

fuckyeahstartrektos:

Useful information

good lord can fleet admirals even lift their arms?

“It’s just the standard amount of gold braid”

I was wondering when the cabin pressure fandom would jump on this. I mean, you can almost smell the talisker. 

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toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…

“i’m sure i wont cry” after “will not cry will not cry gah im crying”

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thebarricadebabe:

• I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary.
• You could take him out at school
• And he would just say really cute encouarging things
• Or you could get him to do stuff
• And he would be all like “I can do zat!”
• Yes
• Pocket size Chekov.
• I need it

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yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

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enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

Oh hai attractive King’s Cross Hipsterlock.

• Headteacher: *sees my I am Mark Gatiss and I will kill again* top
• Headteacher: Who is Mark Gatiss? (with correct pronounciation)
• Me: He's an actor and writer and strangler and you pronounced it right I love you
• Me: Sorry sir. No declaring love.
• Me: right.
• Me: *runs away*

deathbygatiss:

HAHAHA JESS INNOCENT GOOD ONE

I AM SO INNOCENT

SO VERY INNOCENT

I THINK I BROKE HOLLY THOUGH

deathbygatiss:

curlyboff:

This begs the question, how would one die by gatiss?

I mean, he could murder you, sure

but I think I would most likely die by heart failure.

like *boom* collapse dead.

Cool

death by suffocation on his cock

um

what